Monthly Archive: May, 2012

In the Immortal Words of my Life Coach: You’re an Idiot


Every time I read someone’s blog post about how much they are jealous of dislike any of the blogger awards I immediately mash the “LIKE” button. I would like to reiterate how laughable… Continue reading

The Press Shawn


Towering and oozing blackness, the man slinks in behind me. He caresses my scalp with his mile long fingers scraping at the end of each stroke. Grasping the nape of my neck in… Continue reading

Crazy Train


Recently, a friend of mine gave me some really good advice. Words to live the rest of your life by. Something that I wish I had been doing for the last thirty years.… Continue reading

Clarification


There are two things that I want to clear up with today’s post. 1) I like to poke fun at my mother as much as she likes to poke fun at me, but… Continue reading

Mom’s Day: In Retrospection


As I was busy spending Mother’s Day with my family yesterday I was unable to sit down and write out a post about said holiday. I don’t get real excited about Mother’s Day… Continue reading