Don’t Skimp on These 9 Things

Times are tough all around. The economy is in the gutter. Billionaires won’t give us some of their money for free, so we’re all trying to save a buck. Here are nine things… Continue reading →

Now That I Can Dance

When I was growing up I didn’t listen to popular music on the radio like other kids. I didn’t own my own radio. My parents owned all the radios we had in the… Continue reading →

V4N1TY PL8S

No matter how badly you want your $100-a-year personalized license plate to say Juicy Fruit, it still says Juicy Fart to me and everybody else. This is one of the many reasons that… Continue reading →

Bathroom Etiquette

Many people take pinching a loaf for granted. Many people are pretty regular and rule the dookie kingdom from their personal porcelain throne the same time every morning. This is good for them… Continue reading →

Skateland

It was 1989 and I was thirteen years old. I was new in town but that wasn’t unusual. I had gotten lucky this time and made friends fast. The block I lived on… Continue reading →